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BLOW UP DOLL HUMOROUS STORIES
We love to hear some of the most funny blow up doll stories
and share them with you. These stories are true and we only
changed the names to protect the guilty :) The following
stories did happen and are related to blow up doll mishaps
or memorable events that took place at a bachelorette party,
bachelor party, or adult party:
Rock Star Blow
Up Doll Fun
For my bachelorette party in vegas, my friends got me a male
blow up doll and dressed it up like Dave Grohl from the Foo
Fighters (my favorite besides my husband!). They took the
bachelorette blow up doll and placed him in leather pants
and shirt as well as gave him Dave's tattoos and handcuffed
me to the doll. They even took a marker and gave the
bachelorette blow up doll a beard just like Dave! We then
went to the Pink Taco in the Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas
(bachelorette party hotel of the world!) and did shots (and
a little food). By the time we knew it, we were singing Foo
Fighter songs really loud with the male blow up doll
handcuffed to me and everyone was taking pictures of us
drunk bachelorette party girls! All I know is at some point,
someone popped the male blow up doll and I was dateless once
again until my marriage :) It was a fun night and I would
highly recommend a bachelorette party blow up doll for
anyone on their last night out!
Crazy Glue Safety
My friends and I were at a bachelorette party for my best
girlfriend in Las Vegas. As we were getting ready and all
sexy, one of the girls blew up the John doll we had and
actually popped it! We were so mad at her as it was the only
blow up doll we had and we wanted to hand cuff it to the
bachelorette. The John blow up doll does not have anything
down below so we were going to tape on a dingle! Since it
popped in what would be a crotch, one of the drunk girls
came up with this brilliant plan of taking her crazy glue
and re-gluing the crotch together.
Please never try this at home since what happened next would
go down in bachelorette party blunder history! She actually
tried to use Crazy Glue which melted the doll even more. As
she was blowing on the glue to stop it from creating a
larger hole, her mouth got stuck on the dolls crotch and we
could not get the plastic off of her. We had to call 911 and
they had to take her to the hospital to remove her mouth
from the crotch of the blow up doll! This is no joke and was
one of the funniest memories at any bachelorette party I
have been to!
-Kim H.
Pop and Throw
I was at my bachelor party with some crazy friends. On the
last night, my buddy Chris was drunk and took the Judy blow
up doll we had and actually started to pretend it was this
girl he met earlier and was acting out what he was going to
do with her with this doll. We could not catch our breath as
he was really getting into it until he crushed the blow up
doll by making vertical motions with the doll.
He then started yelling at the blow up doll like it was his
girlfriend stating, "if you can't take what I have to give
then what good are you", throwing the popped blow up doll
off of the 5th story window at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las
Vegas! All of the guys could not believe how crazy he got
but how funny it was as it was out of a movie! Needless to
say, Chris was the life of the party and went down in blow
up doll history that night!
- Alex S.
Starstruck
One of the funniest scenes I can remember at the bachelor
party was in New Orleans (French Quarter) when we took the
groom-to-be out for tons of hurricanes and other shots. We
then went back to the room and handcuffed him to a Paris
blow up doll and to the Lindsay blow up doll, placing him in
a jail bird outfit. We all got cameras with flashes and
acted as if we were the paparazzi, taking tons of flash
shots at him while he was walking into the bars, attracting
a lot of attention.
It was one of my best memories being single and dumb as we
could barely walk back to our hotel! The groom kept Paris
and Lindsay inflated all night and there were a lot of
pictures taken!
-Matt A.
Inflatable Bliss
One of the most embarrassing moments I can remember was at a
bachelorette party when we had tons of inflatable blow up
penis dolls in the room. We had the Peter Pecker blow up
doll with ring toss, 3 foot, 6 foot wieners, balloons and
other phallic objects which looked cool in the hotel room as
we partied before going out.
The embarrassing moment was when the bachelorette's mom and
conservative grandmother came in the room (we did not know
they were coming) and surprised the bachelorette and us!
Needless to say, we all wanted to run out of the room but it
was absolutely funny to see their faces as they looked at
all the phallic objects in the room. They did not stay too
long. We did leave all the blow up dolls in the room.
- Sandy J.
Raft Patrol
How funny was it that we actually each purchased a blow up
celebrity doll (Pam, Lindsay, JHo, Jessica, and Christina)
and went down to the pool using them as rafts at the hotel.
It was not too long before the security of the hotel came
down and stated we could not use blow up dolls as rafts as
it was inappropriate.
We ran from security as the other patrons at the pool
clapped for us! They eventually let us keep a few in the
pool as there was no sign stating you could not (and there
were not kids around). It was a great bachelor party!
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