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By Yvonne K.
Fulbright, Fox News - April 15, 2008
"Dream lover" has taken on a whole new meaning. By 2050, you
could be falling for a humanoid.
Thanks to
computer programming, robots will be almost
indistinguishable from humans - they will have the same
muscles, emotions, voices and talents.
Forget that
you're not exactly from the same mold. Sexually speaking,
these sexbots will have proven themselves superior to us.
"Love and sex
with robots on a grand scale is inevitable," according to
David N.L. Levy, author of Sex with Robots: The Evolution of
Human-Robot Relations.
In the age of
technology, who can deny that people love their gadgets? Is
it a huge leap in logic to think that we will lust after
sexbots, artificial skin and all?
Can these
amour-inducing androids actually turn us into raging sex
maniacs?
An expert on
artificial intelligence, Levy certainly thinks so.
"Love with
robots will be as normal as love with other humans, while
the number of sexual acts and lovemaking positions commonly
practiced between humans will be extended, as robots teach
us more than is in all of the world's published sex manuals
combined," he writes.
Apparently,
these inanimate objects of desire will trump the rest of us
when it comes to sexual techniques; they will far exceed
human companions when it comes to sexual gratification.
(Normally, that would be a really hot thought, but right now
I can't shake visions of The Terminator.)
Among the
ways sexbots will show us up under the sheets:
You will have your very own personal sex tutor.
You can have
sex whenever you want.
Your sex
life will be full of variety and adventure, fueling your
libido as never before.
You will be
able to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.
You will
never hear the words, "I have a headache." In other
words, you won't be rejected.
You could
have better sex than you ever thought possible.
It all sounds
crazy - inconceivable - until you consider that the Japanese
already have a multibillion-dollar robot industry. One
company, Axis, is already producing life-sized Honeydoll
sexbots for men, which cost $7,000.
South Korean and
Japanese rent-a-sex-doll services have proven themselves
successful so far. In the very least, it's safe to say that
there will be a demand for these virtual beings, at least
initially.
Still, I'm just
not buying Levy's suggestions that we'll actually develop an
emotional love relationship with these electronic objects.
While Levy claims that a benefit of android sex is that you
can be intimate sans the emotional "complications" of a
human sexual relationship, he still proposes that we run the
risk of falling in love.
Just as we love
our pets, motorcycles and partners, we will fall head over
heels for our sexy humanoids. Perhaps, then, this toy's
warning label should include: "Caution: Having sex with this
product could cause you to fall in love with it."
Perhaps what is
most amusing about Levy's vision is that he's way off on how
women, in particular, will take these humanoids to heart.
His book's front cover highlights this with its illustration
of a bride leaning over to kiss a robot. R2D2 was cute, but
come on!
Given Levy's
gender stereotypes around female motivations for sex, love
and intimacy, he fantasizes that women will be waiting with
their arms wide-open "to feel the robot's virtual love for
them."
Levy's
rationale: In recent years, hordes of women have taken to
battery-powered sexual enhancement products as never before.
So robot-sex is just a natural extension of her titillating
toy box. Grateful for the immense physical pleasures
attained from their robot-induced orgasms, women will be
enthralled with their virtual lover's love-making skills.
Men, on the other hand, will lust after sexbots for purely
physical reasons. They may, however, use the sexbots in
exploring their feelings on a deeper level. Thank goodness,
because if Levy's crystal ball comes true, the genders are
going to have major problems being intimate with fellow
humans on a number of levels.
In going from
the interpersonal to the sociological impact sexbots will
have on us, Levy further imagines a world free of sexually
transmitted diseases and prostitution. Who needs sex workers
when you have your very own sex slave for pleasure and
satisfaction? Forgetting the sheer joy some Johns get from
just paying for sex - the power element involved - Levy sees
the android as the ultimate sex worker. After all, a sexbot
will do a much better job than a prostitute in pretending to
be into you.
Perhaps most
striking about Levy's work is the presumption that the
social stigma for buying and using a sexbot will be minimal.
Who of your friends has a blow-up doll that you know of? If
you can't think of any, then I've made my point.
In making this assumption, Levy completely discounts the
fact that many people will have trouble getting past the
idea that they're having sex with an android and how society
will judge.
He thinks
sexbots will be like iPods - everyone will have to have one,
and all of us will be having sex galore. In all fairness, he
may not be too far off, given our love for our
"crackberries."
While
fascinating, I just don't see Levy's predictions coming
true, at least not on a large scale. Call me old-fashioned,
but I can't imagine anything better than sharing absolutely
amazing sex with another human being. Call me a cynic, but I
think people will eventually get bored with their sexbots.
Saturday Star
- Sometimes love's a blow job
March 24, 2008 Edition 1
Lindsay Lohan
and fellow actress Jessica Simpson have been recreated as
blow-up sex dolls.
The Herbie: Fully Loaded actress and The Dukes of Hazzard
star Jessica have been added to the Pipedream Products line
of the inflatable toys.
The "Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll" bears the slogan:
"She's no love bug, she's a fiery red ... who never says no
and is always up for a good time."
While Jessica's "Love Doll", which comes with "three
thrilling holes" reads: "She's sexy, newly single, and ready
for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes
to satisfy your every desire, and since she's dumb as an ox,
she never says no"
Anatomy of a
Trend Piece - Fishbowl NY
1. The specialty
media discovery. In Radar's April issue, a piece runs on
celebrity inspired blow-up dolls. Focusing on the creations
of blow-up doll baron Nick Orlandio, mention is made of a
Sarah Jessica Parker model, "Sarah Jessica Porker Loves Sex
In Her Sh***y":
The most recent
one [is] Sarah Jessica Porkher. The dolls are all about the
box and artwork, because if you've seen the dolls, they're
miserable-looking. The SJP doll is funniest. We were able to
take existing copy and have fun with it. Keep in mind that
Radar mentioned a variety of celebrity inspired dolls,
folks. Not just Sarah Jessica Parker.
2. Around 1.5
weeks after the Radar piece hits newsstands, the New York
Post discovers the SJP blow up doll:
The Chatsworth,
Calif., sex-toy company's Web site touts the doll with mock
laudatory newspaper reviews, like this one from "USGay
Today": "From laptops to lap dances, this high-class piece
of a - is gonna show you her Lower East Side!", "I would
think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the basis of
trademark infringement," Brian Brokate, a Manhattan
intellectual-property attorney, told The Post.
Source:
FunDumper - by Cherry Liquor
Oh... My... Lawsuit. Apparently there's an adult toy company
who is just begging to take it in one of their three holes
with the introduction of a set of blow-up sex dolls
resembling some famous actresses, singers and celebutards.
Ranging from Sarah Jessica Parker to Eva Longoria to an
"Xtina" looking Christina Aguilera, the dolls have not yet
made it to the company's website (yeah, I checked) but have
apparently been constructed and are ready to go out on the
market any day now.
Considering that
SJP was just named the least sexy or least bone-able or
whatever title the guys over at Maxim Magazine like to
degrade women with (so what if you don't like her face... to
try and deny that she hasn't got a rockin' bod is a blind,
idiotic oversight), I was a little surprised by that
selection. The Jessica Simpson one, however? Not so much.
She's practically a blow-up doll in real life.
I don't imagine
that these will be making it to the XXX shop shelves anytime
soon once the bevy of beauties rounds up their bevy of
lawyers. While the women on the covers of the boxes are
clearly adult models who look similar to the actresses, it's
a close enough match to get thrown out of the game. So if
you see one, buy it fast. I know I will. I love me some
collector's items.
Sex and the
City Gets the Sex Doll Treatment - April 6, 2008
Just
in time for the Sex and the City movie, it's the Sex and the
City-inspired "Sarah Jessica Porkher" sex doll! We won't
speculate how the NY Post found out about this $20 blow-up
doll, but it is hilariously disturbing/disturbingly
hilarious.
The doll comes
from Pipedream Products, which has a "Super Star Series"
(there are dolls inspired by Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba,
Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and, uh,
Tori Spelling).
Their faux
publications, like the "Ball Street Journal," praise the
product with fake quotes like "We all know she dresses
fabulous and really likes it BIG" and "From laptops to
lapdances, this high class piece of ass is gonna show you
her lower east side!" It's actually much more graphic--NSFW
and possibly Not Safe For Your Home and Mental Sanity.
The model on the
box looks a lot like SJP, and the Post thinks the typography
looks a lot like the Sex and the City font. A lawyer said,
"I would think HBO would make an effort to stop this on the
basis of trademark infringement...The courts don't look
kindly on this type of thing, which demeans the show and
tarnishes the star's image |
