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BLOW UP DOLL NEWS
For those of you
loving to hear about blow up doll news, we have listed the
most recent blow up doll articles for your review. We love
to stay updated with the blow up doll news as it can be
funny and informative! We hope you enjoy it. The first blow
up doll stories appear first:
January 2012
Industry Potentially Enforce Age Restrictions on Music
Videos
It would seem that the government is possibly going to place
age restrictions on music videos since they feel some are
too racy. For instance, Rihanna's 'S&M' video, which
featured the pop star simulating sex with a blow-up doll was
banned in 11 countries. We feel this is crazy as you can see
anything you want on the internet.
Blow up dolls are not the worst thing you can find on
the net and children should be restricted and watched on age
appropriate information.
November 2011
Carmen Electra Makes Out with a Blow Up Doll
I always thought they should make a Carmen Electra blow up
doll. Even though they have not as of yet, check out her
video where she makes out and fools around with a
male blow up doll. That lucky doll!
July 2011
Hitler Supplies Troops with Blow Up Dolls
Believe it or not, a new book called, "Mussolini's Barber"
by Graeme Donald, states that Adolf Hitler actually
protected his troops from catching diseases from French
hookers by providing them with blow up dolls! He gave them
blow up dolls with no faces so they could visualize anyone
they wanted, including Adolf. At least he was worried about
the health risks of his troops which brought blow up doll
sales up. Probably the only nice thing he did!
February 20,
2011
 Halloween
Blow Up Doll Costume Released
One of the funniest halloween costumes is coming to your
stores this October. You can now be a life size blow up doll
and the hit of every party. The mask and outfit looks like
your typical bachelor party
blow up doll says Michael Lasky, President of I-
olution, and owner of both
Bachelorette Party Fun and
Bachelor Party Fun. Lasky states he feels this will also
be a popular outfit for someone to wear at their last night
out party. Hopefully they will release the male version of
the blow up doll costume as well.
January 23,
2011
Fergie Blow Up Doll and Mylie Cyrus Blow Up Doll Created
We have just learned that the Mylie Cyrus blow up doll and
Fergie blow up dolls have been created by the company,
Pipedream which will lead to much controversy! Mylie Cyrus,
now 18, has a blow up doll named Finally Mylie and will be
the hit of many bachelor parties! Those that like Fergie
from the Black Eyed Peas will also be happy to know that the
Fergie blow up doll is ready to be
sold here. I am sure there will be lawsuits in the near
future, but for now you can get your Mylie and Fergie blow
up dolls while they last!
January 3rd,
2011
Blow-up Sex Doll Causes Car Accident
A Pennsylvania driver caused a collision when he braked to
avoid what appeared to be a body in the road. It was a
blow-up doll. All were unhurt.
November
21st, 2010
Blow Up Doll Jackets: The Latest Trend in Amsterdam
Yes you heard me correctly, a designer from Holland has made
a whole line of blow up doll jackets and clothes, using
parts of the blow up doll face and other vital structures!
The fashion designer's quote is: "I customize existing
tracksuit tops with parts of the blow-up dolls - the head,
the breasts, the vagina, the butt. These dolls are so ugly
and vulgar that turning them into something beautiful has
become a challenge for me." Not that you will see them out
at a company party or at your local religious meeting. I
can't wait until the commercials come out for these lovely
outfits that can add to your wardrobe!
November 2nd,
2010
Obama's Blow Up Doll Showcased In China
China seems to love President Obama a lot! At a convention
called the 8th Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou, China, the
President Obama blow up doll was displayed for everyone
to meet, shake hands with and kiss. Now we know the
president is full of hot air!
September
16th, 2010
Ooopsss She Did It Again: The Britney Spears Blow Up Doll
Is Here!
 It's
here; The Britney Spears blow up doll has been released by
Pipedream. This Britney Spears blow up doll makes a great
accessory at any bachelor party! The Britney Spears blow up
doll box is awesome as it looks like Britney along with a
great picture of Britney getting out of her car without
undies, just like real life! The pig-tailed pop star
princess who's got a body that won't quit and ooopsss, she
just did it again! Every bachelor party and bachelorette
party will want Britney to hang with the bachelor and
bachelorette since you never know when she will shave her
head, not wear underwear, get re-married or get a new
tattoo.tap this baby one more time and get this Britney
Spears blow up doll while supplies last! A bachelor party
favorite and can be found on the top
bachelor party site.
September
1st, 2010
 The
Kim Kardashian Doll is Released - Butt and All
If you are looking for the ultimate inflatable celebrity
companion for your bachelor party or bachelorette party, the
Kim Kardashian blow up doll has been released. This doll is
called The Kinky Kim doll but has all the markings of the
Kardashian inflatable, based on the hilarious box
description. The back of the Kim Kardashian blow up doll is
even better than the front! Bachelor parties will never be
the same now that Kim is out in all her glory!
August 2010
The
Snooki Blow Up Doll Is Released - By Kurt Blansten
 For
those of you who love The Jersey Shore show on MTV, you can
now get the Snooki blow up doll for your
bachelor party or
bachelorette party along with The Situation blow up
doll. These contemporary dolls are a perfect time to come
out with the new Jersey Shore starting this season! Make
sure to place some tanning powder on Snooki as well as to
give this inflatable some alcohol in a college cup with
rhinestones. The boxes for the Snooki blow up doll and The
Situation blow up doll are priceless!
May 2010
 Loyal
Blow-Up Doll Saves Owner's Life
by Weird Asian News
They say that a
dog is man's best friend. For an elderly Shanghai resident
known as Yang, however, no dog can ever take the place of
his life-saving
blow-up doll. This story begins in a residential
apartment complex lodged in the dead center of Shanghai,
China, where Yang has been living by himself for several
years.
Yang used to
reside here with his wife and son, but then his wife passed
away, and soon after his son moved away to study. Since
then, Yang has become overcome with loneliness; so much so
that he chose to purchase an inflatable
blow-up doll in hopes of quenching his desire for
companionship.
Owning a blow-up
doll is unfortunately considered quite taboo across most of
the world. Some people, in fact, completely denounce those
who own such dolls, referring to them as creepy losers who
need mental help. Yang happened to stumble upon such a set
of negative comments while perusing the Internet and was so
hurt by it, that he chose to commit suicide. And so we come
to January 3rd, 2010, around 4pm, when Yang jumped off the
sixth floor of his apartment complex in an attempt to end
his life.
Eyewitnesses at
the scene were horrified, especially because it appeared as
if he was clutching onto a little girl. And as he landed,
there was a large bang, which onlookers assumed was Yang
slamming into her poor little body. Thankfully, it wasn't a
girl or even a human. It was his blow-up doll, which
immediately blew open as he crashed into it. Yang was
knocked unconscious, but he soon after made a full recovery
at a nearby hospital. If it weren't for his
inflatable blow-up doll, this man, known only as Yang,
wouldn't be with us today.
Remember folks,
blow-up dolls aren't just made for pleasure; they're also
made for saving lives!
March 2010
 Tiger
Woods Pissed at Blow Up Doll of Himself
by Perez Hilton
Perez reported last week that Pipedream Products, a novelty
item production company, had created a line of Tiger Woods
sex toys, including blow-up dolls of the douchey
golfer!!Well, apparently Tiger is not too pleased about this
HIGHlarity and has unleashed his lawyers, who have demanded
they discontinue the line of products and recall those
already distributed them!
Maybe if you
hadn't acted like such a scumbag people wouldn't be ca$hing
in and making him the butt of so many jokes.
February 13,
2010
Heidi Montag mistaken for plastic blow-up doll in Las
Vegas
After undergoing over 10 plastic surgeries at one time
(at the ripe age of 23), Heidi Montag was stated to look
like a
Heidi Montag blow up doll to Las Vegas photographers and
journalists when she was in Las Vegas for a red carpet
event. We think she makes a great bachelor blow up doll!
February 9th,
2010
A vice principal at Granite City High was accused of
forwarding photos on his cell phone of a former student
lying in lingerie atop a naked
blow up doll. He was also accused of ordering
bachelor party blow up doll novelties. He resigned from
his role as vice principal and athletic director. We feel he
should come work for bachelor party fun.
January 4th., 2010
While
on tour with Motley Crue in the 1980s, Ozzy Osbourne's
constant companion was a
blow-up doll he daubed with a
Hitler moustache and addressed as "Sharon".
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